My dreams are scary.
This spiffy group of dreams starts off in my subdivision, only NOT my subdivision, you know? So... for some reason, I bring Zack Davies to my house, which is in shambles because my parents never clean. Heh. So I just give him the Grand Tour, blah blah blah.
Then I go outside, and some obnoxious kids are fucking around on our beach. Randy is one of them (WTF?). So I make my mom go tell them to leave. And they do. So mom and I go down to the beach and look for stuff, and I hit like, an Indian fire pit and find a shitload of arrowheads.
Then, some weird stuff I don't really remember happens (It's like some crazy Inuyasha fight or something) and I find this HUGE like... dinosaur egg or something, with pretty colors all over it. I put it in my backyard.
Then it switches to my old neighborhood in MN, but I still have the same Texas neighbors/friends. And my backyard is the same.
So Holly and I are walking up to the top of that one hill in my neighborhood, right? And then we see Mrs. Watson (my neighbor down here) drive up to the house nextdoor (what used to be my friend Brendan's house). She gets out, and drops her cell phone, but keeps walking. Holly keeps trying to tell her she lost it, and calling her weird names like Candy and Crissy and stuff... o_O She goes off on Holly and says she doesn't care.
So I pick up the phone and act like my usual smart ass self, saying that if she doesn't want to worry about it, there's no use in cluttering up the neighborhood. She invites me in, and I put her phone on the charger. Woo.
Then her son (coughcoughcough!) and husband come in, and we engage in some witty banter, then I point out the egg in my back yard. And we start talking about it. Then it begins to hatch. o_o
So when it hatches, this little alien or something comes out of it, and I yell for Mr. Watson to go shoot it. So he grabs his gun, and we go outside. He shoots it in the head twice. It "dies". Then we see its mother, still out of it, in the egg. So he shoots that too.
We go back in the house, and all of a sudden things go weird. Jess and Mrs. Watson start talking about strange things, and their eyes suddenly turn yellow and black and stuff. Then the aliens come scratching at the door.
I don't really remember what happened, but at one point, Mr. Watson said he wanted to talk to me, alone, so he sent Mrs. Watson and Jess outside. When they were outside, he told me that as soon as he opened the door, all hell would break loose, and asked if I was ready. I said I was, he opened the door, and things seemed to be normal. Then Jess started freaking out.
For some reason, we went into this little time-warp thing, and I was watching this flashback of when Jess was supposedly "born" (which is weird, because in real life he was adopted...), and Mrs. W started freaking out because as soon as they handed him to her, he turned into that creepy alien. Then her fingers started turning grey and long and stuff, and SHE turned into the mother alien. o_O
Then it turned out that I was supposed to be in the movie Corpse Bride, but it didn't work out like it should have or something, and it was turning into Chicken Little. o_O WTF.
That's all I remember. There was more, I know, but yeah. O_O weird. | 
